When SHVITZEL talks, YOU LISTEN YOU GOT IT?! In all honesty, we thank our friend SHVITZEL for the following story. Enjoy the read and let him know what you think in the comments section. Game ON and thank buddy.
Welcome to Dark Mathematics 101! Im your professor Shvitzel and this is my personal assistant and lackey, TheGoldenSmeagol and were here to teach you as much as possible about Dark Mathematics.
Shvitzel: Yep, thats right! Its foretold that when a beauty marries a beast in the merry old land of Flipside, a dark dimensional rift will open up that will swallow up everything! Everything! And what else is spewing out of this rift other than, you guessed it, math equations. Why? Well, were here to hypothesize and discuss that with you as…well…we dont rightly know yet. But our scientists tell us there might be an answer as soon as Monday April 9th, so cross your fingers.
TGS: What else will we be covering in this class? Well, other than discussing what these mathematics mean, well be covering the basics of our reading material, the Dark Prognosticus, studying the founder of this subject, Count Bleck, and even looking at a few mathematical equations. Is a flower greater than a mushroom? a warp pipe? Well, well mess around with the equations a tad so theyll work, but for the most part, thats what were going to be doing. So I hope no one drops out right about now……good.
Shvitzel: So, does everyone have their reading materials?!
*crickets chirp*