Gamers, beware
It comes
Through the surge of suffering
Through the mass of boredom
Through the stress of life

It is the D-day of games
We knew it was coming
And yet we could not prepare
There are no defenses

It….

Is….

………………A
……………Super
………..Magnificent
.Wonderful Beautiful Classic
….Yet Entirely Brand New
………Experience We
…………..Eagerly
………..Anticipated
……..Eating Up Every
…..Image or Video That
…Appeared in an Attempt
..To Quench…….Our Thirst

It’s gravity is so immense
It draws in games around it
They encircle it
A celestial body of glorious platforming

But gamers!
Do not ignore those that orbit such a game
Do not scorn them as so many games are
When faced with such an overwhelming
Central body of wonderful…..

….So much of it is wonderful
A list would only serve to fail in describing it

My point?

Imagine the Wii is a galaxy
Random channels pop up as asteroids
Plummeting into souls of hardcore gamers
Who feel slighted
Games are bodies in the heavens
The best the most massive
And appear in areas with others based on release date

Galaxy is the biggest planet in this Wii galaxy
And dozens of games orbit it this season
Do not ignore these
Do not pass them off in favor of bigger planets

Because to ensure we see more like them in the future
We must support them now.

In pace requiescat!
For my soul is given to gaming.